![]() JONATHAN TUCKER plays their friend who also smokes pot and uses strong profanity.He briefly smokes pot and uses strong profanity. ERIC BALFOUR plays her boyfriend who similarly finds himself in the same situation.She does what she must to survive and uses strong profanity. JESSICA BIEL plays a young woman who finds herself in a bad situation regarding a homicidal madman and a sadistic sheriff. ![]() WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R For strong horror violence/gore, language and drug content. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? If they're into horror films, are fans of the original picture or someone in the cast, they just might. For a homicidal madman, Thomas "Leatherface" Hewitt (ANDREW BRYNIARSKI), is after them, chainsaw in hand.įrom that point on, the group must do what they can to survive and avoid becoming part of the killer's collection of bodies and body parts. ![]() He eventually turns rather mean and sadistic toward them, but that's not the worse they'll face. With a dark sense of humor, he investigates the suicide scene, but doesn't seem too intent on enforcing the law as they would expect. LEE ERMEY) shows up where the others are awaiting. As Erin and Kemper head off on foot and arrive at a desolate farmhouse, Sheriff Hoyt (R. They end up apparently getting the run-around and are then told where to find him. Unsure of what to do, the group stops and calls for the local sheriff. They can't get much out of her, but after she states that the others are dead, she commits suicide in their van. They've already picked up a hitchhiker, Pepper (Erica Leershen), along the way when they spot a young woman in obvious distress. PLOT: It's 1973 and Erin (JESSICA BIEL), her boyfriend, Kemper (ERIC BALFOUR), and their friends Morgan (JONATHAN TUCKER) and Andy (MIKE VOGEL) are driving through a remote section of Texas. QUICK TAKE: Horror: Various young people try to avoid the repeated attacks by a chainsaw-wielding madman. If you’re already stealing a gun, why not steal a bag to carry it in as well?Īnyway! These are… just some thoughts I’ve been having for a little while now.(2003) (Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker) (R).Again, it just seems like it would be smarter to hold the weapon you’re stealing while you escape, rather than injuring yourself to hide it, because if Leatherface or any of his pals caught her, surely it makes more sense to just go for broke and shoot them, rather than having to quickly rip a loaded weapon out of your vagina! Again, what if it went off in the chaos of it all? You’re not gonna be able to escape if Leatherface is coming at you with a chainsaw, so you reach down to quickly grab your gun, only to pull the trigger too soon from the adrenaline of it all! I mean, talk about shooting yourself in the foot, right?.I’d just generally like to know more about how she managed to escape from Leatherface’s clutches with a loaded gun, and without anyone chasing her, since she wasn’t running so much as barely able to walk by the time we meet her on the highway.Was she, like… clenching heaps to keep it up there? It just seems like it would be heavy and fall out (and maybe go off accidentally when it hit the ground, because again, the safety wasn’t on!) because you wouldn’t be able to get more than the barrel up there, which leaves the rest of the gun just like, rubbing between her thighs?.What if she’d been making a perfectly good escape down the highway and accidentally shot herself by pulling the trigger with her thighs? She doesn’t take the safety lock off, which means the safety was not ON to begin with.Why not hold the gun in your hand where it will be easier to grab in an emergency, given that you will already be holding it?!.It’s absolutely canon that this girl was hiding a loaded weapon in her vagina while meandering down the highway trying to escape Leatherface, and with that in mind, I have just a few questions and thoughts, which are as follows:
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